dat-soldier:

officialunitedstates:

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks

waitress: sir please stop cyring

iamyeslekllekcin:

I’m been feeling so pretty and confident lately ahh 💕

iamyeslekllekcin:

I’m been feeling so pretty and confident lately ahh 💕

collegehumor:

Finish reading —> 6 Bar Games You Can Play with Just Your Smartphone

Why complain about people checking their phones when you could make a whole game out of it? Next time you’re at the bar, try these simple smartphone-based games to liven up even the most boring of bars.